If you died I wouldn’t feel any guilt in the world. Please fuck the hell off, you are the most manipulating asshole I’ve met yet. Just because you have a pretty face, a tiny body and can act stupid doesn’t mean you can fuck people over. Get the hell out of my life, I want to vomit every time I see you. That, or punch a fucking wall. Please. Just leave me and my loved ones alone!





tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins




at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?